Noodles so good, you'll get arrested for them.
Look, we’re not saying that our Officially Licensed Mass Effect Noodle House Tee is so good that it’s worth sneaking out of a hospital, committing wanton acts of property damage, and getting into a conflict with security personnel* before heading off for a snack. But if any of those activities happen to be on your to-do list anyway, you might as well look good while doing it, and one thing we definitely can say about this shirt is that you will definitely look good doing pretty much anything. And it glows in the dark! So make sure you’re prepared for whatever shenanigans you get up to and get yours today!
*Sanshee does not in any way, at any time, endorse breaking out of hospitals, committing wanton acts of property damage, or getting into conflicts with security personnel. Please wear these clothes responsibly.
- Gaming merchandise officially licensed by BioWare and E.A.
- Screen printed locally on an ultra soft 100% cotton tee.
- Pairs perfectly with our Noodle House Glow-in-the-Dark pin!
- Comes in multiple Krogan-approved varieties.
Designer: KOMBOH Creative
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