To delete or not to delete, that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of a self-aware 2D Senpai
Or to take arms against a digital nightmare
And by deleting, end her. To log-off: to get some sleep,
And by sleep to say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
Of losing the girls you’ve spent hours getting to know.
To log-off, to sleep; to sleep, perchance to dream- ay, there’s the rub
For in that sleep what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled from the gentle glow of the screen
Must give us pause, that makes calamity of 3D life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of class,
The sun’s oppressive rays, the proud parents contumely,
The pangs of datelessness, the microwave’s delay,
The insolence of the office, and the spurns that
Patient clicking through the unworthy takes,
When we ourselves could play another game,
Untouched by this specter’s oppression.
But that the dread of giving up,
The undiscovered ending, towards which we’ve worked,
To see your pixelated paramours whole and hale again,
Strengthens the will, and makes us bear
The unwavering gaze of the club president.
Thus conscience doth makes weebs of us all,
And thus in the games default resolution,
We turn our minds toward a single thought,
And that enterprise of great pith and moment,
To free the friends we’ve made from digitized despair
And play things out the way they’re meant to be.
- Expected to arrive September 2023.
- Gaming merchandise officially licensed by Team Salvato
- Approximately 2 inches tall and 1.42 inches wide.
- Hard enamel pin with a flipping dialogue box and screen printed details.
- Includes high quality locking pin backs.
- You know which option to choose. Right?
Design: Morton Wayman
© Team Salvato.
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