Five Nights at Freddy's - Roxanne Wolf Collector's Pin

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How did this happen? Why am I so small??

Hmmmm, you know, I didn’t think it was possible, but now that I’ve gotten a better look at myself I think… yes, YES! Somehow, I’m actually even cuter than before!! Now I know what you’re going to say: ‘But Roxy, how could that be? You were already perfect in every way!’ and while you’re ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, it seems we’ve both underestimated just how amazing I am. OBVIOUSLY, if anyone could find a level of perfection beyond perfection, it would be me. 

Maybe now the jokers that run this place will see that I’m clearly the best and put me front and center the way I’ve always deserved. In fact, just to drive the point home, maybe I’ll take a little vacation. Yeah, that’ll show them how little they’ve been appreciating me. What do you mean ‘where will you go?’ I’m obviously going with you. No, no, no need to thank me, it’s the least I can do for one of my adoring fans. We can go back to your house and you can tell me all the things you like best about me (feel free to start now, it’ll probably take a while, right?) Oh this will be so much fun! I mean, mostly for you, but it’ll be good to get a change of scenery. You’re going to have to carry me, though, the doors look a lot farther away now. Consider it a special bonus, now let’s go! 

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