WHAT??!! WHY AM I SO SMALL? WHO’S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS??!!
Grrrrrr, if I didn’t know better, I’d think Bonnie was behind this, but I already took care of….uhhh, I mean, no one has seen him in ages, so it couldn’t have been him. Hmmm, I suppose it could have been Fazbear, but I doubt that goody two-paws has the nerve to do something like this. And it can’t have been you either, you're just a little kid (though I guess I’m kinda little now, too. UGH.)
Alright Monty, don’t get distracted, the why isn’t important right now. The question now is what are we going to do? YES ‘WE.’ Don’t think you’re just going to wander off and leave me here. You should be happy to get a chance to help the toughest, strongest, most handsome member of the band. OF COURSE I MEAN ME! WHO ELSE COULD I POSSIBLY MEAN??? YOU’RE LUCKY MY CLAWS ARE SO SMALL RIGHT NOW! OK Monty, relax. You’re calm, you’re cool, in fact, you’re the coolest. This is just a small (ha) inconvenience. If you carry me down to maintenance, I’m sure we can figure out how to fix thi- HEY, WHAT GIVES?? WHERE ARE YOU GOING?? MAINTENANCE IS THAT WAY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘TAKING ME HOME?’ HOW AM I EVER GOING TO BE THE LEADER OF THE BAND IF I LEAVE? NO, WAIT, COME ON!
OK, How about this: If you take me downstairs, I’ll give you an autographed sweatband. Pretty good deal, right? AWWW COME ON! YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD KILL TO GET ONE OF THOSE? GAAAAH, FINE! You can call the shots, FOR NOW. But can we at least play a round of Gator Golf before we go? Please???
- Expected to arrive by December of 2023.
- Limit of 4 per customer. Any orders over will be cancelled.
- Gaming merchandise officially licensed by Scottgames.
- Official Five Nights at Freddy's merchandise.
- Approximately 12.5 inches standing from toe to mohawk.
- Approximately 10 inches when sitting.
- Comes with a special collector's card inside the tag.
- This is a collector's item made for ages 14+ and not a toy.
- Also available as a collector's pin!
Design: Mark Laubenthal & Morton Wayman
© Scott Cawthon 2023
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